"Do not even touch it. If you do, you will die." The Bookworm King was reading from Genesis in the Little Kids' Adventure Bible that we got for #2 for Easter.
What I saw that the King missed was hysterical. Just as he read that line, #2 reached down to pick at a scab on his knee - he was reaching, about to pick, when he heard "DO NOT even touch IT! If you DO, you will DIE" with great emphasis and drama.
He didn't touch it, by the way. And it cracked me up.
And now I have to go to the grocery store.
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